One of my kayaking buddies from ETSU posted this up on her facebook profile today. I got a serious laugh out of it and could not resist sharing it:
Top 10 reasons to date a woman who kayaks.
1. You’ll already know what we look like with wet hair and no makeup so there are no scary surprises.
2. No other woman will find you quite as attractive with boater bogies in your nose. 3. We love men who enjoy wearing skirts as much as we do.
4. Boater chicks love the smell of neoprene in the morning.
5. We’ll let you keep your boat at the foot of the bed…right underneath ours.
6. Playboat or creekboat…size doesn’t matter to us as long as you know how to handle your craft.
7.No other woman will tolerate the fact that your vehicle smells like pond water.
8. We can provide warmth and support to you on the river after you practice your wet exit.
9. We roll over and do it again… sometimes we even use a paddle.
10. No one else understands the obsession.
-J.S.
My favorite one is #3… Because a bunch of my non-kayaking friends are always giving me a hard time about that.
Keep it Sexy & peace out!
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You sure you didn’t mean #2 was more fitting??
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