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How to Enjoy Gauley Season on a Budget

$10 for two nights Gauley Fest camping
$10 festival entry fee
free Fri night dinner for volunteering
free beer
free Sat night burgers @ festival
free showers @ festival
$5 showers at Mt Nebo Gas Station
free camping up to 14 days at Summersville Dam
free Internet at Cathedral Cafe in Fayetteville
free put-in/take-out Gauley River
$10 all-you-can-eat pizza and salad @ Pies n Pints Tuesdays in Fayetteville
$40 from Summersville to Friendsville
$10/site camping at Garret State Forest
$15 day pass for ASCI whitewater course day pass
free dinner for volunteering/competing at US Nationals
free put-in/take-out Upper Yough

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

Low Water Upper Gauley


What do you do in betwen Gauley releases? Run it anyway!

Jeremy and I decided to run the Upper Gauley anyway at 800 cfs (vice the normal 2800 cfs). We ran shuttle, grabbed our creeky boats and headed downriver in anticipation of low water boof ledges and waterfalls.
Well we were pretty disappointed. The big scary rapids had been reduced to mediocre class II rock gardens. Pillow was a manky slide, the Room of Doom almost non-existent.

Jeremy in the Room of Doom, now with More Room, Less Doom

Jeremy paddled into the Room and noticed that the walls were scribbled with blue plastic. Someone in a blue boat got completely obliterated in there at one point. If it was you, send me an email, I’d love to know the story!

The mail slot was now a slot to balcony (there’s a wide rock on the downstream side of the slot), Don’t come in here Jen!

Neither of us lost our paddles at Lost Paddle, Jeremy ran the crack at Iron Ring upside down and I flipped on the hole and rolled up in time to run the last drop (a 5ft chute) backwards. Our excitement for the day!

Jeremy scouting Iron Ring

Sweets was a no-brainer, dildo rock was to be avoided, and now we could see why.

Yes! I made it!

The rest of the river we attempted every crack and ledge we could, often getting stuck. At the end, I tried to get Jeremy to give me a high fiiiive (a la Borat) for a successful run down the river, but he just wasn’t as excited to make it out alive as I was.

He was even less excited when I told him I forgot the key to the truck at the put-in and when I finally showed him that I had it, he felt the need to push me out of my boat into the water. Not nice Jeremy!

Jeremy and I giving each other a high fiiiive!

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

Squirtboats Make me Cry…

…and wail and shriek and complain about how much my legs/feet/abs/thighs/brain hurts.
But dang it looks cool!

Jeremy is the squirt master.

Jeremy and I took my newly chopped boat out to low-water Halls of Karma on the New, but the boat just hurt too much. So we were on a new mission to make it less painful for me. So what did we do? We altered my neoprene socks, adding a foam donut so the fiberglass boat crushing my foot knuckles didn’t hurt so much. We also put a wood block in the bow to try and raise it a little (quick fix for an over-chopped boat).

The things we’ll do to fit in the smallest squirtboat….

Resting my everything! The face of a squirtboater right there.

Finally my boat didn’t hurt half as much anymore and we were ready to try it out!

Feels good so far!

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

H2O Paddle Testing at Pushbutton

River: Ottawa

Level: -3.5
Date: 21 Oct 07
Paddlers: Billy, Carly, Corey, Me

After packing up all my lawn furniture because I’m leaving for Costa Rica soon, I decided to catch up with my roommates at Pushbutton. I’m not a big fan of PB at this low level, but it’s great for Jenny Right-Side front surfing!

Billy and Carly had their brand new H2O paddles and were giving them some vigorous testing. These paddles are just getting lighter and lighter and stronger and stronger. I haven’t used any other paddle since I snapped my paddle (by another company) on Buseater in June. I’m really enjoying the feel of the paddles and the power of the blades.

I also brought out my new camera to see if I could figure it out a bit more. I really should read the instruction manual. (Mental note: if you’re going to use the Auto setting on a Digital SLR, you might as well spend $500 less and get a little point-and-shoot). I spent some time playing with the shutter speed and aperture, and manged to get a couple of awesome shots!

Enjoy! Next update will probably be from Costa Rica!

Carly Donkeyflips!

Corey’s going for a Pepsi sponsorship…

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

Peak UK Creek Top How-to (with special cameo by Billy Harris)

I am super stoked to give this drytop a try, especially now that we aren’t chasing rain, but right in the middle of it.

Now I’m not a stupid person at all, but when I received my Crick Top the other day my emotions went from ‘YES!!’ to ‘my brain is too fried from a long day at work to figure this out’.

I was staring at a dry top and 5 pieces of unmarked, unlabelled armour.
I figured everyone else who bought a Peak Crick Top had no problems at all putting it together, and that it was just because I was blonde. That is, until I found out that Peak had received MANY emails asking about where the armour pads go etc.
So I decided to do something about the confusion! Write a How-To Article!!

How to get your Peak Creek Top ready for some Gnar Gnar

1. When you receive your Crick Top, you will receive a drytop, 1 small armour pad (fig A), 2 longer armour pads with a flat end and rounded bottom (fig B) and 2 longer armour pads with pointy ends and flat bottom (fig D).

2. The small single piece of armour (fig A) is for the upper spine, and velcros onto the inside of the drytop. Slide the piece of armour between the latex neck gasket and the neoprene outer gasket.

3. The two pieces of armour with the rounded bottoms (fig B) are your elbow pads. They slide into a pocket on the arm, and are attached with velcro to the inside. These ones might need to be squeezed in and then flattened out as the fit is tight.

4. The last two pieces of armour (fig D) are your shoulder pads, and they slide in between the latex and neoprene neck gaskets as well. The are attached with the provided velcro once inside.

5. Now you’re done! Your top is ready to go over the gnarliest drop you can find! (Which I am hoping to do this weekend on the Oxtongue River).

6. One final test before you get on the river is to give the rockin’ removable armour a go on the nearest test dummy. In my case, a one Billy Harris was loitering around and I had to see if the armour was good. Yes, the armour works great!

* Disclaimer: Billy Harris was not harmed during the making of this How-To Article

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

Oxtongue Madness

River: Oxtongue
Level: 3.2ish (LOW)
Date: 29 Oct 07
Paddlers: Me, Cale

OK, it wasn’t really madness. After a crazy Halloween keg party, 12 of us loaded up cars and drove north to check out Ragged Falls and the Oxtongue. We spent quite some time checking out the falls and discussing possible lines before a long hike and then a quick drive over to the Oxtongue. This was a short little run, but with a couple of steep class IV’s. The level now was a great introductory level for me, but it gets much better a little bit higher. Cale and I geared up and the rest drove down to take photos and watch. The biggest drop was a long one, non-stop with multiple moves. We had to scramble down the shore to check out each section, it wasn’t very boat-scoutable.

I was a little nervous at first, as I get when I run anything new, but felt comfortable that the run was going to go well. I am still working on learning and improving these technical skills that you don’t gain spending all of your time on the Ottawa River big water. I’m excited to announce that I am getting better; on the Ottawa it didn’t matter if you flipped. Here, however, it mattered a lot!

I got to try out all sorts of new gear today, my new creektop (which was very comfortable with great range of motion, considering), my new rescue vest, and my new H2O riverrunning paddle (a little longer than my play paddle with the riverrunner blade - powerful!).

What a great way to deal with a hangover! ;-)

Photos by Rich and John Hevesi!

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

Bienvenido a Costa Rica!

I got the awesome opportunity to head down with the staff of Liquid Skills to Costa Rica and help out with their 10-day supported kayak trip! Chad, Joey, Fran Hitchens, Marzella and I flew down a few days early to enjoy some time at Jaco Beach before we went to pick up the rest of the crew.

Joey shows Marzella how to drink from the sweet coconuts!

It was quite nice to relax for a little while and get accustomed to the culture and weather.

Wheelbarrows anyone?

We did some hanging by the pool, some walking on the beach, some drinking cerveza and Marzella and I even tried to teach ourselves how to surf!!
Marzella’s up!

The hottub at the hotel Flamboyant!

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

Day 2: Pozo Azul “Blue Pool”

Breakfast Costarican style!

Today, after a wonderful breakfast and and exploring the resort, we headed off for our first big challenge of the trip. We were going to huck a 30+/- foot waterfall! This was a clean run that Joey freewheeled off of last year:

This was something that I told myself I was going to do, no matter what. I had run an 18 footer on Big Sandy Creek in West Virginia, and was ready to raise the bar a bit.

The drive from La Fortuna to the waterfall was about 2 hours, so we stopped for lunch at a rainforest species reserve where I was able to get photos of many flowers and plants.



The hike into the waterfall was muddy and steep due to a lot of rain the past couple of days. We weren’t sure what it would be like, but Joey and Chad were pretty sure we’d see more water than last year. We just hoped it wasn’t TOO much water.

Say hello to my little friend! from the put-in

Once we got there, there was a steep path straight down to the lip of the falls. I took a look at the drop and didn’t think it looked too bad; really not much higher than Wonder Falls (on Big Sandy Creek), but I still began to get that feeling in my gut and my need to ‘nervous pee’ grew and grew!

Andrew and Bill navigate the steep path

Joey passes down a boat, using a throwrope as a guide-line

I watched some of the others run it. Splat. Splat. No major issues. Splat. Imploded skirt. Splat. Helmet came off. The odds of an event-free run weren’t looking too good. Instead of hmmming and hawwing over who would go next, I just picked up my boat and made my way to the put-in eddy. Cam pointed the landmarks to me and I took some deep breaths. This was it.

I peeled out of the eddy, passed the rock on the left, looked ahead to my reactionay and green tongue, leaned forward and started driving my paddle strokes. My line was perfect. I ws soaring through the air and down, but freaked a bit and forgot to tuck my paddle to the side. Last minute I raised it out of the way so it wouldn’t hit my face. I didn’t even feel the landing, the water was so aerated, but I wasn’t holding onto my paddle hard enough. It ripped out of my hands. Damn! I tried a handroll. Almost up. This time I HAD to get it. I twisted my hips, reached for the sky and rolled it! Whew! That could have become embarassing! I looked for my paddle, got it and waited for the next paddler.

Splat. Splat. Splat. Broken paddle. Brutal. Splat. Splat. Another imploded skirt. What a gong show! But everyone had huge smiles on their faces.

The way out was fun rocky, boogie water. We took out just as the Costarican sun disappeared behind the mountains.

Tonight we stayed at a unique little resort called La Quinta del Sarapiqui. Covered breezeways led to tiny cottages with private porches. Fran, Marzella and I relaxed on our rocking chairs nad hammock for a while before dinner. Before we ate, Marzella and I explored the jungle trails at night and then enjoyed delicious chicken, salad, beans and fruit.

What a day!

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back

C-c-c-cold Weather Paddling

River: Ottawa (Main)
Level: -.75
Temperature: -8 degrees Celcius
Date: 24 Nov 07
Paddlers: Me, Rich, Colin, Bobbie, Laura, Geoff, Alex, Bryson

About a year ago, I made the http://www.riverjunkies.net/ website, and was excited to find out that people wanted to be on the Riverjunkies Team. A year later, all of us had never been on the river together, so a month ago I had (what I thought was) a great idea! I planned an event on Facebook, and invited all of the Riverjunkies Team to have a year-end cold weather paddle on the 24th of November, after I got back from Costa Rica. There was a great response, and I told the team that they could invite other river junkies that they knew to join us. When I planned the event, it was still pretty warm out, and I didn’t truly understand what I was getting myself into.

When I got back from Central America, there were 13 people who confirmed they would paddle the Ottawa River on the 24th, and another 12 people who said they might show up.

Bobbie arrived Friday night from Toronto to crash on the couch, and Colin was stopping by in the morning. Quite a few locals said they would come, a few from Kingston and a couple from Ottawa were planning on joining us on the river.

When I woke up Saturday morning and looked out the window, I instantly regretted my one-time brilliant idea. It was -12 degrees, grey and blustery. I made a decision to put on the river at the Lorne, worried that the 30 minutes of likely frozen flatwater would not be a wise idea.

Colin stopped by and him and Bobbie worked on moving his canoe to Bobbie’s truck while Rich and I went to see who was at the put in.

I was impressed that eight people showed up for the Riverjunkies Cold Weather Paddle!! Laura came from Ottawa, Geoff and Alex drove up from Kingston, Rich came up from Minden, Colin from Barrie, Bobbie from Toronto, and Bryson and I from the valley. Whitewater junkies from all over the map!!

Yes, an open boater joined us on this adventure!

We went to the Lorne, ran shuttle and put on the river. By the time we put on, the temperature had risen to -8 degrees! The guys in playboats immediately started rolling and flatwater looping. Rich and I decided to paddle creekboats; Rich because of his bum shoulder, and me because I had a horrible chest cold for 2 weeks and really didn’t want to make it worse.

Geoff, Alex, Bobbie and Bryson played for a short while at Garb while Colin took pics and Rich, Laura and I went down to Pushbutton. The whole group ran the rest of the river together, enjoying company and the rapids of the Main Channel. The paddle was cold, but not THAT cold. Only my fingertips were frozen and the rest of me was pretty much fine!

Bryson Hard-core surfing Garb!

The only place I thought I might stand a change at flipping was at Coliseum, but it went off for all paddlers without a hitch! We upped the anti to about $60 for Geoff to jump off BFR, but he didn’t go for it.

At the end of the day our gear was completely frozen; Laura couldn’t get her PFD off, Geoff’s noseplugs looked like one of those invisible dog leashes, and Colin’s pelican case for his camera was frozen shut!

Laura tries to get her PFD zipper down!

When we put on, everyone was complaining about the temperature, and making comments on how *I* could cancel the event at any time, and asking whose brilliant idea it was to paddle on such a cold day. After the paddle, no one complained, and no one had any regrets. Even Bobbie, Alex and Geoff went back to McKoys to surf Corner Wave and Babyface!!

Snickers and I helping Rich get his PFD off!

All photos by our team photographer, Colin.

Next up: skiing!

Original post by Jenny and software by Elliott Back