Joining The Ranks
August 26th, 2008
Well I did it ladies and gentlemen, I did what I set out to do. I have joined the ranks of Heehaw Jones and I believe I have taken the first(however small) steps to curing cancer and other tragic ailments. The title of Midwest Intermediate Freestyle Champion is mine!
The weekend started with a playboating clinic taught by Colin Kemp and John McCondville. We worked on learning playable features, where to do tricks in the feature, and how to compete smart. Colin was extremely helpful and I believe vital to my success in the comp. I was also lucky enough to drive Colin up to Wausau and pick the brain of another Heehaw Jones admirer.
The prelims on Saturday went great and I had a ton of fun. I came in 2nd by 18 points…quite the spanking but my hopes were high for semis and finals on Sunday. After Semifinals, I was in 2nd to another guy and he delivered quite the spanking as well. I figured Finals could be anyones for the taking so I gave it my best go. Even if I had bombed the Finals, at least I had made it there and did my best…and most importantly, had a great time. Much to my surprise, it was I that delivered the spanking in the finals beating 2nd place 69 to 31.5. I attribute my first place finish to a variety of tricks that I tweaked or learned that weekend. Now I’m not sure what I actually landed during the competition, but my bag of tricks now contains spins, cartwheels, splitwheels, and a loop.
The competition was a lot of fun, but I had the most fun at Little Drop. This feature was great for nearly any skill level. It gave up tricks fairly easily and a majority of loops I have landed have been in this feature. Hopefully the competition next year will be located here. Speaking of next year, I am formally announcing my intent on competing in the Expert division(since I am no longer allowed in the Rec. division).
To top this great weekend off, each night was spent in the dark parking lot of the VFW. I was introduced to a modified, pro version of 4-Square. Instead of the playground rules of using your hands, PBR rules stipulate a soccer-esque approach where your arms are off limits and you must kick, knee, chest bump, or header the ball. My success on the court exceeded my success in the hole that weekend…not normal for me in a sport where a ball is used.
While I had a great weekend, I could not help but be bothered at the severe lack of Chicagoans and Chicago area paddlers at this event. I believe the only two people representing our city/area were myself and Pete. Some people couldn’t make it due to work, others just bailed, and even more people never even thought to come. Wausau has a great whitewater park with phenomenal features. The competition is low key and anybody can enter. When you aren’t competing, there are plenty of other features in which you can entertain yourself on. Just so everyone is clear, this is not an event in which you can just push off your calender. If you are a paddler and living in the Midwest (or Reno) this is one trip to solidify on your list.
What’s next for me as I follow in the footsteps of Heehaw himself? Well I LOVE Beaver and Gauley Fest sounds like the place to be.
See ya on the river
Red (Dog)









